welcome to this beautiful skeleton hell (cover thing by million-fungoes, sidebar by roofgoat)

jenniferstolzer:
“This is for all of you…
”

jenniferstolzer:

This is for all of you…



jenniferstolzer:

Sorry about the long post… and that only people who’ve read Skulduggery Pleasant past book 5 will get the joke. 

Still, it’s kinda sweet :) The idea came to me the other day so I whipped it up really fast. 



we-are-at-greg:
““Tides do what tides do - they turn.”
Inspired by x
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we-are-at-greg:

“Tides do what tides do - they turn.”

Inspired by x



"‘Guild doesn’t like me.’
‘That’s true.’
‘He doesn’t like you either.’
‘That is mystifying.’" — Playing with fire



kinglentil:

so how old even is stephanie. i’m picking up ~16 but i’m not sure

in the first book she’s 12 and is generally a year older in each following book (i think there’s two where she’s the same age but i forget which ones)



jenniferstolzer:
“First Kiss.
This is about three seconds before Val fell on her ass.
”

jenniferstolzer:

First Kiss.

This is about three seconds before Val fell on her ass.



n0t-quite-n0rmal:

I finished the old sp fanart I’ve had lying around for a while now vuv
For those of you that don’t notice, I was going for a Yin-Yang layout idea…



jenniferstolzer:
“Skulduggery Pleasant — White Tie Evening…I’m stressed out today. When I stress, I fanart.
The gang has been invited to a white-tie sorcerers event. Here’s their red carpet photo: everyone paired up with their plus-ones but… Ghastly?...

jenniferstolzer:

Skulduggery Pleasant — White Tie Evening…I’m stressed out today. When I stress, I fanart. 

The gang has been invited to a white-tie sorcerers event. Here’s their red carpet photo: everyone paired up with their plus-ones but… Ghastly? Ghastly where are you going? Oh…



jenniferstolzer:
“I’m crushin’ Ghastly really hard over here.
I love the fact that he’s a tailor. Like, who makes their tank character a tailor? He can punch you to kingdom come and stitch you a damn good suit. And I like the idea of him being...

jenniferstolzer:

I’m crushin’ Ghastly really hard over here. 

I love the fact that he’s a tailor. Like, who makes their tank character a tailor? He can punch you to kingdom come and stitch you a damn good suit. And I like the idea of him being offended when he sees his friends wearing storebought. 

“Valkyrie… what is that coat?”

“Eddie Bauer?”

I wonder if he spots his work out in public and is like “Yeah… I’m good at what I do.” Like he makes dresses and protective clothing for wizards and they show up and are like “Bespoke, seriously, this hoodie saved my life” and he’s like “All in a day’s work, boyo, you keep fighting that good fight”.  I wonder if he gets extra pissed if he sees a bad guy wearing his clothes. I want a fight where he sees someone on the wrong side wearing a coat he made for someone else and he rips the stitches out the side and punches the guy in the kidneys so hard he pees blood. 



"“I love you.” “Then why do you love me? Give me five good reasons why you love me.” “Because you’re beautiful.” “You’re absolutely right there, but that’s got nothing to do with me, that’s genetics. Four more, sunshine.” “You’re intelligent. You are the light in my darkness.” “Intelligent, that’s reason number two. Light in the darkness? That’s not a reason, that’s a bad song lyric.” “You’re full of life. I look at you and I’m reminded of the glory of humanity, how they seize life and let it fill them to the brim.” “I remind you of the glory of humanity. OK, that’s reason number three. Two more.” Caelan smiled. “There are more reasons why I love you than there are stars in the night sky.” “In that case you won’t have any problem coming up with two more.” He hesitated. “You don’t love me,” she told him." — Valkyrie Cain on love vs infatuation



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