you can get addicted to a certain kind of sadness
- Threatening: I don't like you.
- Fletcher Renn: I'm sorry?
- Threatening: I don't like you.
- Fletcher: Ah, that's what I thought you said. *goes back to reading his book*
- Threatening: Aren't you going to ask why?
- Fletcher: No.
- Threatening: You're not?
- Fletcher: No. Well, not unless you want me to. Do you want me to?
- Threatening: How can you stand there and have someone tell you they don't like you and not be curious as to why?
- Fletcher: It's not that I'm not curious, it's just I assume you're jealous of my hair.
- Threatening: Your what?
- Fletcher: My hair, and how amazing it is. You wouldn't be the first, believe me, and you won't be the last. It is incredible hair.
- Threatening: I'm not jealous of your hair.
- Fletcher: You are a little.
Because I always imagined Val being a ‘messy bun’ kind of girl. (She totally pops gum just because she knows it drives Skulduggery up the wall.)
I’m still really pissed off that my reflection is too lazy to get it’s ass out of my mirror and go to school instead of me.
i hope that when skul came back as a skeleton he looked at his chosen name like “well fuck”
You know that picture of skulduggery that somehow got around to the internet and now random people who know nothing of the book series use it for their cool edgy music video covers or profile pictures and such?
"‘It is a scientific inevitably.’
‘There’s no such thing’
Dragonclaw stopped what he was doing, and looked round.
‘There’s no such thing as a scientific inevitably?’
‘Nope’
‘And what about, for instance, gravity? If I drop an apple, it will not fall?’
‘Not necessarily.’
‘You are ridiculous.’
‘Just because an apple falls one hundred times out of one hundred does not mean it will fall on the one hundred and first.’" — Derek Landy, Death Bringer
current emotion: dexter vex armed with a shotgun
