valkyrie changing the radio in the bentley over to a christmas station. skulduggery realizes he can do nothing to prevent the following christmas music fest and just sighes as valkyrie prepares to sing along to have yourself a very merry christmas and tries to get skulduggery to do a duet to baby it’s cold outside
GUYS. SORCERERS WITH DISABILITIES.
arthritic ghastly who’s had like 400+ years to work out how to tailor around his stiff fingers
chronically ill dexter who appears to have a lot of energy but that’s actually a front he’s putting up and is very impressed with himself for doing so
chronic pain china who started carving symbols on her body to help out with her bad pain
chronic pain fletcher who has bad hips and knees and that’s one of the reasons he teleports everywhere
ptsd valkyrie—i mean this one is canon but STILL
cognitively impaired skulduggery who sometimes (or a lot of times) has trouble filtering his words and remembering things
fibromiyalga saracen who does stuff whenever he feels like it but generally tries to avoid doing things because they’re hard
Ӝ for any skulduggery pleasant character(s) as you want
OOOH OK I’M GONNA DO A LOT OF THEM
valkyrie cain
gender: genderfluid (switches between agender and demigirl) (co/cos pronouns)
sexuality: bisexual definitely 100%
romantic: also very bi (i was gonna make a joke abt her being skeletonromantic but i am resisting because that would be terrible)darquesse
gender: agender
sexuality: bisexual
romantic: aromanticskulduggery pleasant
gender: uhhh i kinda feel like he just doesn’t care about gender?? before the whole skeleton thing i headcanon him as a trans guy but after 400 years of being a skeleton i feel like he wouldn’t rly care that much idk
sexuality: asexual
romantic: bisexual but leaning towards women?china sorrows
gender: probably also genderfluid tbh
sexuality: pansexual
romantic: homoromantictanith low
gender: trans girl
sexuality: bisexual
romantic: homoromanticfletcher whatever his last name was idk
gender: trans boy
sexuality: definitely bi
romantic: demiromantic
- put a Ӝ and a character in my askbox and i’ll tell you my gender/sexuality/romantic alignment headcanons for them
person to ghastly: are you a girl or a boy?
ghastly: im a tailor
person to skulduggery: are you a girl or a boy?
skulduggery: im a skeleton
Let’s be honest the Dead Men probably have crazy good footwork when it comes to dancing together and they totally show off at any Requiem Ball.
I’m crushin’ Ghastly really hard over here.
I love the fact that he’s a tailor. Like, who makes their tank character a tailor? He can punch you to kingdom come and stitch you a damn good suit. And I like the idea of him being offended when he sees his friends wearing storebought.
“Valkyrie… what is that coat?”
“Eddie Bauer?”
I wonder if he spots his work out in public and is like “Yeah… I’m good at what I do.” Like he makes dresses and protective clothing for wizards and they show up and are like “Bespoke, seriously, this hoodie saved my life” and he’s like “All in a day’s work, boyo, you keep fighting that good fight”. I wonder if he gets extra pissed if he sees a bad guy wearing his clothes. I want a fight where he sees someone on the wrong side wearing a coat he made for someone else and he rips the stitches out the side and punches the guy in the kidneys so hard he pees blood.
Submission #102
skulduggery-pleasant-headcanons:
China Sorrows is panromantic asexual.
Submission #66
skulduggery-pleasant-headcanons:
When he’s alone, Ghastly sings show tunes while he works
But imagine it’s Halloween and Skulduggery and Val dress up as something
And then Skulduggery shows up in a Indiana Jones Costume, goes up to Val, who is dressed all in black (of course) and being like
“Val. Hey Val.”
“Yeah Skulduggery”
“look at me, I’m-”
“Skulduggery, don’t”
“I’m Indiana Bones”
And just laughing really hard at his own joke while Valkyrie just kind of sighs angrily before she cracks up
(referring to this post)
his skull isn’t the only body part that skulduggery has lost over the years
he’s lost toes, fingerbones, teeth, and in one memorable occasion, three of his ribs
luckily he can almost always find replacements pretty quickly