Skulduggery’s child died at the age of four
Tanith and Stephanie are flicking a piece of Hollow Man skin back and forth, and Skulduggery snaps at them. as much as he loved his child he remembers all the trials he went through raising them. When Tanith and Stephanie were acting childish, this only brought back memories. he’s not mad at Tanith or Stephanie, he just knows it’s not an appropriate time to be dwelling on his child’s passing.
“Do it for the vine” Darquesse to Val at one point.
otp thing: valduggery (if you ship them?)
hell yes i was waiting for this one :3
- who wakes the other one up with kisses—skulduggery wakes val up with boney teeth kisses and she laughs and tells him he’s being a goof and kisses him back
- who cooks for who—skulduggery tries to cook for val, but he has no nose nor tongue so he can’t really tell if anything he makes is cooked right or not. he’s a master of microwave food tho and he can make some awesome tea, but more often than not val cooks for herself
- who is the morning person/night person—they are both night people tbh
- who is the romantic one—SKULDUGGERY
- who is the top when it comes to sex—VALKYRIE
- who would lead in ballroom dancing—they would take turns
- who is the more cuddly one—i wanna say skulduggery but val can be pretty darn cuddly at times and skul is very boney so i will say it depends on the day
- who is the one to most likely pick the movie they watch—val usually picks, but there are some nights where skul has found something special and weird for them to watch and val doesn’t usually like these movies because they are weird horror/artsy/film noir films with a heavy dose of grace kelly but she watches them anyway because she thinks it’s cute when skulduggery shows really intense interest in a film
- who is the one who would pay for dates—i think skulduggery would more often, but they would probably split the bill a lot too
- who is the one who would initiate a quicky during classes—valkyrie. she does it during work too, when they’re really bored. skul has no problem with this except for the fact that it rumples his clothes and weirds people out
TANGUINE :D
YES YE S Y ES BLESS YOU
- who wakes the other one up with kisses
billy-ray probably because tanith likes to sleep in later than him and he’d rather go ahead and wake up and start killing people for the day tbh
- who cooks for who
neither of them can cook. they’ve tried before but learned that they both suck and settle on pizzas and mcdonald’s instead
- who is the morning person/night person
i think billy-ray is a both kind of person. like he doesnt care all that much either way. but tanith is a very night person.
- who is the romantic one
billy-ray obviously. he probably does these really lame romantic gestures for tanith all the time and she’s like wtf
- who is the top when it comes to sex
maybe tanith? i think that they’d switch a lot tbh
- who would lead in ballroom dancing
tanith. billy-ray does not know how to dance
- who is the more cuddly one
billy-ray loves cuddles and tanith enjoys them but not as much as him wow
- who is the one to most likely pick the movie they watch
tanith would probably introduce him to a ton of stupid movies and he’d be like wtf tanith these arent even funny
- who is the one who would pay for dates
as if they actually pay for dates
- who is the one who would initiate a quicky during classes
both. both
China and Skulduggery
*squeals* MY ORIGINAL SP OTP
- who wakes the other one up with kisses—china likes to gently kiss skulduggery’s temple and wake up up—she can’t always tell when he’s asleep though so she’s just made it a habit to kiss him at a certain time in the morning
- who cooks for who—china adamantly refuses to let skulduggery near her kitchen considering the mess he is capable of making
- who is the morning person/night person—china is morning, skulduggery is night
- who is the romantic one—skulduggery, tho china has a very distinct romantic side to her
- who is the top when it comes to sex—they switch off—sometimes china wants to relax, sometimes skulduggery wants someone else to be in charge
- who would lead in ballroom dancing—skulduggery
- who is the more cuddly one—skulduggery, because china is the least cuddly woman you will ever meet
- who is the one to most likely pick the movie they watch—skulduggery
- who is the one who would pay for dates—they always split the bill, because if they don’t they inevitably get into a passive-aggressive argument about it
- who is the one who would initiate a quicky during classes—china. however she’s very rarely in the mood for anything as tacky as a quickie, so often she just tugs on his tie and gives him a kiss, promising they’ll have some fun later
otp: sorrowscorn [sunglasses emoji]
DANG FUCKING DANG FUCKIGNG
[falls on the floor]
OKAY SO
- who wakes the other one up with kisses: whoever wakes up first wakes the other one up with kisses, immediately, because they are both INTO EACH OTHER and also, impatient fuckers. eliza tends to wake up first, but china loves being the one to wake eliza.
- who cooks for who: china is a bad cook but by god she will cook for eliza if she wants something. in fact, they both tend to view cooking as either ‘making shit with whatever’s in the fridge because all the shops are shut’ or ‘means to earn sexual favours’.
- who is the morning person/night person: both of them stay up late and wake up late, though eliza is less lazy than china.
- who is the romantic one: both of them would murder you for insinuating that either of them were ‘romantic’, but china. definitely china.
- who is the top when it comes to sex:
EVERY SEX IS A POPPING AND LOCKING SEX BATTLE FOR DOMINATION OF THE STREETSnah, they switch. neither of them exactly starfish, though. power bottoms and toppy tops both.- who would lead in ballroom dancing: eliza is a little taller, but china wears more vicious heels. eliza likes to lead in the raunchier dances, and china leads in the more stately ones, so they can both show each other off.
- who is the more cuddly one: eliza is very tactile, but she’s not exactly just cuddly - she’s more the type to idly let her hands wander in bed and poke and prod.
- who is the one to most likely pick the movie they watch: china. eliza’s choices are bit too disturbing.
- who is the one who would pay for dates: bought food, like cooked food, is either a necessity (a split) or a means of oneupwomanship.
- who is the one who would initiate a quicky during classes: neither of them because they’re both conSTANTLY FUCKING
the diablerie wasn’t just a murdery cult. shit went down back then. sexy shit.
otp: erskine and madame mist. either romantic or spiderpals, I don't mind.
- who wakes the other one up with kisses: erskine doesn’t kiss madame mist but he does wake her up with a lovely warm beverage (hot sweet tea?), a murmured ‘good morning’ and a smile
- who cooks for who: erskine cooks for madame mist. she can’t really go out grocery shopping, so he always cooks and she cleans, and they’re just [chokes up] really good at working together with mutual care and respect and [wipes tear] fuck you lynsey
- who is the morning person/night person: ravel is a night person because of all his
S I N I S T E R P L O T S.madame mist likes to see the sunrise and the morning dew.- who is the romantic one: erskine is a romantic about everything: his magical utopia, his ideals, possibly his spideriest of pals. mist is more pragmatic, at least on the surface.
- who is the top when it comes to sex: hmmmmm. i’d lean towards with a switch thing with mist posssibly being more likely to be the top? my gut feeling, though.
- who would lead in ballroom dancing: madame mist. you can’t fight the spiders and the voluminous skirts and veils. you have to let them win.
- who is the more cuddly one: erskine. children of the spider, for good reason, are not good with physical contact/contact with outsiders.
- who is the one to most likely pick the movie they watch: madame mist, as someone who has totally grown up away from mortal society, would want to see everything, though erskine would rec good things to watch.
- who is the one who would pay for dates: they’d do dates in private, but erskine would probably pay for and cook the meal.
- who is the one who would initiate a quicky during classes: [wasp monolith voice] T H E R E A R E N O Q U I C K I E S W I T H A S P I D E R C H I L D . T H A T S H I T T A K E S P R E P
what if China looks different to each person she meets? every person has a different definition of beauty. it’s only her blue eyes that stay constant
you know, you would think that darquesse would think china is some sort of competition to her (what with her being in love with skulduggery and all), but she doesn’t. she considers her…some kind of friend. thing.
so you know what would be super cool?
darquesse the world-ruling goddess and skulduggery and china as her disciples
yeah
what if in the magic world people had necromancy phases instead of emo phases