I’m not going to be around forever, you know.

that sound is me choking on my own vomit and 300 year old internet trends

Valkyrie Cain - Skulduggery Pleasant by Derek Landy
“You look angry,” he said.
“You put me on hold.”
“For a very good reason.”
“You put me,” she said very, very slowly, “on hold.”
i wish i were close with my mother. [x]“I know a place.”
“You know a place. Do you bury lots of bodies there?”
"A few.”
“That’s kind of creepy.”
elvenkingscrown-deactivated2014:
The Children of the Spider
The Children of the Spider are a secretive organization of Spider mages lead by the Torment. Its followers utilize a magical ability that allows them to vomit and control spiders and to transform into gigantic spiders. The Children of the Spider are considered scary and reclusive, so much so that Erskine Ravel does not wish to allow Madam Mist to join him on the Sanctuary’s ruling council of Elders.
elvenkingscrown-deactivated2014:
Then she says she wants affection
While she searches for the vein
i have never seen them scared before. [x]“He said he came back for her.”
elvenkingscrown-deactivated2014:
“You`re jealous. Just admit admit it. You are jealous that Argeddion picked us and not you. I know you all think you are so cool with your secret societies and whatever, but we are the new breed of sorcerers. And we are stronger than you.”

Valkyrie Cain - Skulduggery Pleasant by Derek Landy
‘We didn’t die,’ she said.
'Of course not. I’m too clever to die, and you’re too pretty.’
'I am pretty,’ Valkryie said, managing a grin.