- everyone: Skulduggery, don't do the thing
- skulduggery: lol, I'm doing the thing
- skulduggery: fuck FUCK shouldn't have done the thing everyone run
"270914??????" — all the Skulduggery Pleasant fandom right now
Valkyrie has angrily yelled “You useless skeleton” at least once. You cannot convince me otherwise.
lmao you got no clue
can you explain the meaning of your url??
There’s this horrible series of books called Skulduggery Pleasant. They’re about a living skeleton and his teenaged partner and they do magic and save the world and stuff. It’s amazing and will totally ruin your life.
If you listen closely you can hear the fandom still losing its shit over the most recent book, Last Stand of Dead Men, muttering “It’s a fucking children’s series.” to themselves in the void that was once their hopes and dreams for their favourite characters.
I mean, just look at the fucking cover:
"HAVE YOU ACCEPTED THE FACELESS ONES AS YOUR LORDS AND SAVIORS" — christophe nocturnal at some point probably (via valkyriesorrows)
All the new Skulduggery Pleasant fans
lol Dead Men stories.
“Let’s tell that one story where Lord Vile came and killed everyone!”
“Uh. Let’s not.”
“OH MY GOD SO THIS ONE TIME? LORD VILE CAME AND KILLED EVERYONE!”
“Fuck you guys”
“Shut up Skulduggery you’re just mad because you died and came back without a dick”
Skulduggery Pleasant humor
“ Dude I wasn’t that drunk."
” Dude you stole the school lab skeleton, dressed it up in a suit. You put it in a Bentley and said SKULDUGGERY DRIVE!.“
- Everyone: OH GOD EVERYONE IS REMNANTS
- Valkyrie: OH GOD I'M DARQUESSE
- China: OH GOD HONEY THOSE SHOES DO NOT MATCH THAT TOP